Staying near Bath for a few nights. Lovely location and a wonderful view of the cundryside.
Pub 50m from the hotel, serves Sharp’s Atlantic which I’m partial to. Landlord is a Pompey fan, but you can’t have everything.
And how many places feature an adverb and verb combination that so aptly capture one’s intentions? Because I’m getting onto a train to Bath now for beers and food and then back to the hotel to limpley stoke Mrs Bletch.
Ker ching.
Most women prefer Clitheroe.
Just saying.
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Monday = “bad pun day”, as you’ve known for almost 20 years now.
bletch is just a natural.
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Originally posted by @Intiniki

Surely self-deprecating humour, where the woman is on top is ok?
Up here in Northern wastes, a gentleman’s fun was always interupted if you had to get off at Paisley…
We’ve both agreed that we might pay a visit to Wookey Hole tomorrow.
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Oh go on then, see how many you can tick off! 
Oh and Pap has moved his family I see!
Don’t expect the rest of us to get kinky because you’ve situated yourself in Carl’s Aisle.
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I used to live just on the River Piddle. Once fell in it as a child.