I cannot imagine that van djyk wants to play for Everton. He’s designed for one of the big European clubs.
And he’s now £30m with that contract!
I would imagine that there wouldn’t be much left of the remianing £90m - maybe enough for a couple of vol au vents at the unveiling.
It’s going to be a long summer isnt it?
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With his new budget Ron will be player shopping in Barcelona or Madrid.
The Everton owner will want Ronaldo not Mane.
Rons gone on his hols…again… loving his priorities 
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Neville Southall, who I used to have a lot of time for, on Radio 5 Live this morning talking a load of crap.
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Koeman should jump at the chance to manage Everton
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thinks Everton has gone about the pursuit in the right way
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Everton has a better squad (more talented)
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Everton is a much bigger club (worldwide support)
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Everton has more potential
Now each of these things could be argued either way, but the left-leaning BBC lazily didn’t challenge any of them.
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But why has nothing been annonced by either club? What are they waiting for. It seems that it has all been agreed, as we are far as I have been told we are sourcing a new manager, or is it cryptic and he is not leaving. Could that be the ‘everything is going to great’ and not to fear part?
I am very intrigued about all of this.
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Oh also very intrigued to why they are still on the farm?
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I agree with all them points tbh. Koeman would be MAD not to go Everton. I mean, alright, even if this new owner bro is Real Deal and throws lot of money at them, I still can’t see Everton finish above Arsenal, Spurs, Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea or Liverpool, but they still might get 7th, and Koeman ain’t gonna find another club at the moment what could do better.
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I’m still Denial stage. I haven’t given up on you, Cooman. It’s not too late. Put a twitter out saying, “Everton? Lol. Fk off!” and all is Forgiven.
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I’m intrigued as to why koeman thinks its a step up to go to a club who have a farmers field for a training ground.
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Koeman is Dutch for Cow Man srs. It cropped up when he first signed. He’s prob planning on doing a bit of moonlight cattle herding srs, bump up his wage packet.
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Nearly crashed the car for swearing at the radio this morning - what a grade A cunt he was being - especially the bit about ‘going about this in the right way’ FFS
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You’ll have to forgive the geeky reference, but this has the whiff of Lando Calrissian’s deal with Vader in Empire Strikes Back.
They don’t want Sammy Lee. They apparently don’t want Erwin either. Ron has gone on holiday, leaving his agent to sort everything out. The deal may not look as attractive as it once did.
Gardening leave?
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That smart and astute Mr Motson does however question whevere Everton are a bigger Club than Saints…
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Well, I hope for RK’s sake it works out. Returning to a job you thought you’d left can be awkward 
I susepct Ron will end up more like Mr Burns than Homer