😆 Joke thread. (NSFW)

https://x.com/StansaidAirport/status/1938638874634289369

It was terrible the first time Phil, and it hasn’t improved with age. :person_facepalming::smile::smile:

Talking to a man the other day. He said, “You should see my wife. She’s stunning!”

I said, “If you think she’s stunning, you should see my wife”

" Why? Is she stunning? "

" No. She’s an optician"

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I was caught by security trying to climb the fence at Glastonbury.

They turned me back, insisting I had to stay for the rest of the Rod Stewart concert.

Come onnnnn…he’s old, frail and thinks Celtic are the greatest football club in the world.
You shouldn’t mock the mentally deranged.

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Or he is a throw back and gave us a throw back show

Meanwhile.

The re invention of Gary Numan as a guitar vans Emo death metal act was

Strangely compelling.

My VPN works I get 10gb a month free streaming
Some catching up to do

that will last about 15 minutes

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Rod, Chic, Gary, + Dr Who Christmas Special (finally)

I was surprised that’s 4hr 15m so far

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Chancellor spotted weeping at PMQs.

Rachel Grieves.