😆 Joke thread; may cause offence (with a bit of luck) 🤮 😠

Mouners at a Chinese funeral have asked to be reimbursed after the body came back to life.

*It was unbereaveable", they complained

To the people who self-identified as a bell end getting a slap from Beadle’s smaller hand, I’ve just taken a tour down south, told it many times, and it went down gangbusters.

I suppose it’s the way you tell them. I do the whole joke on the tone of an English news announcer.

There is no comical Chinese accent, but I bet there was in your head.

And that would make you the racists :smiley:

Joking of course. And slightly pilfering the squirrel skit from Bellamy’s People.

I was also inspired by South Park’s genius use of the literal when taking the piss out of Tom Cruise without getting sued by his lawyers.