Who gives a shite which foot they use the clear the ball. The fact the ball isn’t near the goal anymore should be enough.
Do you want to set up a Just Giving page?
I’ll pay. It’d be fucking hilarious, sitting there watching Barry coming up with new combinations of swear words. I’ve sat behind the dugout before and Hughes would definitely hear him.
Here is a list of PL players with only 6 months left on their contract. So if you want cheap and PL experience, take your pick.
Arsenal Aaron Ramsey, Danny Welbeck, Nacho Monreal, Petr Cech, Stephan Lichtsteiner
Bournemouth Marc Pugh, Artur Boruc
Brighton Gaëtan Bong, Bruno
Burnley Jeff Hendrick, Stephen Ward*, Phil Bardsley, Anders Lindegaard
Cardiff Kenneth Zohore, Bruno Ecuele Manga, Aron Gunnarsson, Anthony Pilkington, Jazz Richards, Kadeem Harris
Chelsea David Luiz, Cesc Fabregas, Olivier Giroud, Gary Cahill, Lucas Piazón, Willy Caballero, Robert Green
Crystal Palace Jason Puncheon, Pape Souaré, Martin Kelly, Jonny Williams, Julián Speroni
Everton Leighton Baines, Phil Jagielka
Fulham Stefan Johansen*, Neeskens Kebano*, Denis Odoi*
Huddersfield Laurent Depoitre*, Danny Williams, Erik Durm*
Leicester Shinji Okazaki, Danny Simpson, Christian Fuchs, Wes Morgan, Yohan Benalouane
Liverpool Daniel Sturridge, Alberto Moreno, Lazar Markovic
Manchester City Eliaqium Mangala, Vincent Kompany, Brahim Diaz
Manchester United David de Gea*, Anthony Martial*, Ander Herrera, Juan Mata, Phil Jones*, Chris Smalling*, Matteo Darmian*, Andreas Pereira*, Antonio Valencia*, Ashley Young.
Newcastle Mohamed Diamé
Southampton Steven Davis
Tottenham Toby Alderweireld*, Jan Vertonghen*, Mousa Dembélé, Fernando Llorente, Michel Vorm
Watford Miguel Britos, Younès Kaboul, Heurelho Gomes
West Ham Andy Carroll, Pablo Zabaleta, Adrian
Wolves Dominic Iorfa
- Club known to have an option to extend the player’s contract
Okazaki the only one of interest there.
Fuck me, some of those players are older than I am