Man mountain Jannik Vestergaard has finally signed to bolster Saints’ “pap-like” central defense.
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Jannik signed this morning/afternoon/evening < admin please delete whichever not applicable > and will be known as “Matchbox” amongst his new playmates.
Jannik, the dominating presence in the Danish national side has recently returned from the World Cup where he didn’t feature as part of their failing bid for glory.
“I didn’t want to start in a team destined to fail” said Yannik. “It would have tarnished my chance of a lucrative transfer to the money-bags Premier League. This is a dream move for me as I was very much aware of Southampton’s crap denfense last season, I know I can make a difference”
More to follow.