That Delilah was a dirty bitch
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Why would you say that? Why, why, why, CB Saint?
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This would now be seen as a worry and referral made about sexualized behaviour.
Hmmmā¦In 1963 he would have been considered a dirty little beastā¦if heād been caught.
Iāve got a mate that was told a horrifying story about animal abuse by his girlfriend. She explained that the local teenagers put a beloved local stray into a crate and burnt the crate.
He replied that he ādidnāt realise hot dogs came in boxesā.
Those teenagers would also have a referral about them for animal cruelty. One of those indicators for concern.
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And would have got a good spanking, of the other kindā¦
Usually a caning or a size 12 gym-shoe.
Iāve got this mate who, on the night he lost his virginity, unrolled the condom before trying to put it on.
This would have just been an embarrassing secret between him and the girl he was about to share cherries with, however he walked into a mates room (who was attempting to lose his virginity with the girlās twin sister) holding the condom at armās length, stiffy protruding through boxers asking how it worked.
His faux pas didnāt stay a secret for long.
I made sure of that.
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I miss The Cheeky Girls.
Iāve got a mate that lost his virginity to his matesā bird. His mate then went round three hours later, and lost his virginity to the same girl. She was a busy girl that day.
You have a mate with a talking penis. How cool is that?
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Iāve got this mate that insists he has written pretty much all RānāB, rap and pop since the late 1990s.
Iāve got another mate who thinks heās putting it on for the benefit of Benefits Assessors.
I am now wondering who this isā¦
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You leave Lembit Ćpikās cock out of it.
I would burn those cunts myself.
I have a mate whose friend invited him to their parents wedding anniversary, a party thing going on at their house. This mate, being mid-teens decided that it would be a great idea to down half a bottle of vodka before turning up. He arrived, slurred a few words, stumbled about a bit then fell sound asleep on the sofa. A grand entrance you may say.
A short while later he awoke totally fucked. He has been told that he took off his trousers, lurched out to the kitchen, pissed in the sink, tried to puke, failed to puke so curled up where he was stood and fell soundly back to sleep.
All in view of his friends parents, his grand parents, his cousins, his whole family.
It was about 8PM.
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Iāve a feeling most of them are in nick for assault or worse. Not really a normal thing to do.
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I bloody knew it! FFS!