Is there a bigger tool than Toby Young?

The only thing a Toby should hold is beer

I read the heading too quickly as thought it said ā€˜is there a bigger stoolā€™

Still works.

Heā€™s just resigned. Iā€™ll take full credit.

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Is there a bigger tool than Toby Young?

Yepā€¦the cunts that were aware of his past record yet still saw fit to appoint himā€¦and did nothing to remove him in face of the ensuing shit-storm.

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A petition of over 200000 signatures declaring him unfit for his position prompts Toby to fall on his sword.

Over 300000 have signed a similar petition for Jeremy Hunt.

Will he do the decent thing?

Will he fuck.

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Glad they gave Social Care to Hunt too.

At least heā€™s a pair of safe hands.

Itā€™s like some kind of sick fucking joke.

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He only got health and social care because Mengele and Eichmann were unavailable.

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Weird and brilliant from Stewart Lee there, fatstuff.

Sometime around 20 years ago Toby Young started being nasty about people less fortunate and privileged than him, and, like a shit Clarkson, he found it was easy to do and paid good money; and then the wind changed, and Toby Young was stuck with the horrible face he had made. And now people all over the internet will be drawing foreskins on his bald head. For ever. And Captain Von Trapp will never urinate standing up again.

Report tells us what we already knowā€¦

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Nothing to add, just enjoy seeing the thread title at the top of the page.