Is half-time providing any entertainment?

Southampton Football Club
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Half time “entertainment” at St. Marys.

Discuss. Vote.

    1. I didn’t get my free pizza.
    1. Just how did Kenzie Benali get the job, exactly?
    1. The relay is alright, but it’s just there to make sure everybody “gets the same”
    1. If this is indicative of our organisational skills, no wonder we ain’t scoring.
    1. I liked it when it had big balls
    1. Why aren’t you filling your face, you thin fucking cunt?
    1. It’s better than Danny Boyle’s bit at the Olympics

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It’s a football game. Half-time is to go for a piss…talk bollocks about the first half…watch highlights…stretch your legs…drink Bovril.

Only twats complain about having no entertainment at half time. :lou_facepalm_2:

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Fill your face

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As I rarely get to St Marys half time usually consists of getting more beers in for the 2nd half either from a bar or my fridge.

I also usually break the seal meaning I need to piss again about 15mins into the half

:lou_facepalm_2:

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  1. I never saw Danny Boyle’s thing.

  2. I don’t remember the big balls.

  3. I like it when the kids fall over/miss from 2 yards out/try to be cocky and fuck it up. Saying that it’s good to give the youngsters something to aspire to or a claim to fame or some shit, it could never have been done at the Dell, you would most likely have been beaten up or spat on by some dirty ********** as you ran past the away corner.

  4. Didn’t get it, didn’t want it.

  5. Last time I checked we are scoring infinitely more goals in the last 4 or 5 games than we had been.

  6. She wouldn’t be out of place on a shopping channel, and it’s nice that they are looking after one of our own. Also she is no worse than the previous chap.

  7. I don’t think this one applies to me as I am not thin.

*Edit: I have asterisked out the region as it is possibly an offensive microaggression and I want this site to be inclusive and safe for everyone.

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