Which hand did you use to wipe your arse with? That’s the true test.
Or were you brought up in a posh household and had access to toilet paper.
The one with the paper in it…The Southern Daily Echo…I’m not a heathen.
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I’m left footed playing Football.
I’m left handed playing Tennis.
I’m right handed playing Cricket.
I’m right handed playing Golf.
You are absolutely right, it was a sin. Back in those days, which in the grand scheme of things historically is an eye blink, being a left hooker in an establishment like Gordenstoun was regarded as a sign of simple mindedness, akin to epilepsy and the like. And the remedy was to beat it out of you. Poor old LITSL must have had a sore arse! 
I can honestly say it’s never been an issue throughout my life.
I’ve always been a visual type, artie/fartie which is a typical left handed trait. Struggled with Maths and Reading in my early school days and still a slow reader which is also linked to being a Leftie.
Be very careful with your insults, I am left handed
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I knew there was a reason why you’re special…like me. 
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That really does explain a lot…
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Why? Are lefties notoriously bad tempered, like gingers? 
I’d call you a left-handed freak but I’ve got my real mug as my profile pic and I feel very weak on freak grounds.
And you’re riled up already.
I’m leaving it.
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