:astonvillafc: 🤣 Ings Joins Villa, Apparently Unaware It Isn’t 1982

[scotty]

@Cobham-Saint

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Yours sincerely,

Old fart

I’m just disappointed he didn’t put it on his MySpace.

[Cobham-Saint]

We’ve all still got accounts, right

[lifeintheslowlane]

I heard he got the transfer through his Tinder account.

[OzSaintDave]

Or “don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out”

[scotty]

@lifeintheslowlane

I heard he got the transfer through his Tinder account.

He’s expecting a blowjob from some tart called Ashton Villa?

[CB-Saint]

I think Danny knows something we don’t given this shit show against Bilbao

[tigger]

48 hrs later hmmm, almost as if he heard the moans and realised he ought to say something

[scotty]

@tigger

30 years later hmmm, almost as if he heard the moans and realised he ought to say something

I don’t deny it. But I had no idea the marriage would pan out that way.