“Shit saintbletch, you’re just a shit saintbletch, shit saintbletch, you’re just a shit saintbletch.”
How many legs have you got?
That black box is broken
How many stomachs have you got?
At least yours is a positive number ffs
Considering I make Jack Wilshere look like a fine physical specimen, probably about thruppence
Apparently I have to pay £3.5m…
Just over £1500 for me… which I was quite please about really thought I might have needed to buy a contract. Y supplying the half time oranges and doing the kit wash
1509 and that is with me fiddling the strength score
Football is a pansies game
I was rather generous with my goal scoring ability as well gave it. 25
Just the usual three.
TEST: PLEASE IGNORE (IF YOU DON’T IGNORE THIS, IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU CLEVER, JUST SAD).
I’m priceless apparently
Edited to make more sense Steve
GBP 2.63 and that is because I am still alive apparently.