I would like to poll you

Monkey Tennis
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Thanks to @saintbletch’s sterling migration efforts, we have a lot of new features. One which may have passed you by is that polls can now be attached to a post, not just a topic.

Introducing I would like to poll you (sorry @Fatso).

My Sotonians starter for ten.

Which is the best idiotic (and rather likely) potential headline that’ll be employed to describe Germany’s World Cup exit?

  • Krauts bomb out
  • Koreans nuke Germany’s World Cup
  • Merkel’s Berkels

0 voters

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You ok hun?

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If you’re going to poll me, you’re going to poll me from behind.

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C’mon @Goatboy, get in the spirit of things.

  • Sniff, I’m fine!
  • I can’t believe xxxx got kicked out of X-Factor
  • No. I’ve just killed. Again.

0 voters

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I got it, even if no one else has.

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As has been repeatedly demonstrated, I am slow on the uptake.

I realised the band Whitesnake might be a double-entendre on Tuesday.

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Was this love that they were feeling?

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When I saw them in 1990, David Coverdale was feeling loss. Loss of his vocal qualities.

I did not love their set. Steve Vai was pretty good though.

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You missed:

Sweat and Sour Kraut

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Bit worried about the result of that “You ok, hun?” poll, launched in my idiocy.

75% claim they’ve just killed again.

What have they just killed?

  • A spider that was bothering the wife
  • Next door’s cat
  • Their chances of a fair trial
  • This thread

0 voters

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How mental is pap?

  • A little
  • Proper
  • Batshit

0 voters

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Keep the batshit votes coming, boys and girls.

My invisible “comrade” Knight-Commander Jimbob disagrees.

It would be nice to confront him with hard evidence.