Hunter S Thompson, you hero!

Monkey Tennis
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What do you need to get your creative juices flowing?

3:00 p.m. rise

3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills

3:45 cocaine

3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill

4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill

4:15 cocaine

4:16 orange juice, Dunhill

4:30 cocaine

4:54 cocaine

5:05 cocaine

5:11 coffee, Dunhills

5:30 more ice in the Chivas

5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.

6:00 grass to take the edge off the day

7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jigĀ­gers of Chivas)

9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously

10:00 drops acid

11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass

11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.

12:00 midnight , Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write

12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.

6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo

8:00 Halcyon

8:20 sleep

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I like to partake with the best of 'em, but is it just me or does that seem a littleā€¦ wearying and sad?

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That grapefruit will give you heartburn.

Otherwise, sounds about right.

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I like the 6pm ā€œtake the edge off the dayā€.

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Heā€™d be fucked in Papsweb fat club though

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I think youā€™ll find he is losing weight pretty rapidly :lou_wink_2:

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That man was a fucking legend, thatā€™s how you party, imagine a do with him Roger Moore, Keith Moon, Oliver Reed and Marc Bolan on board.

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Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

That man was a fucking legend, thatā€™s how you party, imagine a do with him Roger Moore, Keith Moon, Oliver Reed and Marc Bolan on board.

Harry Nillson was a fucking mad one too.

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Well you try itā€¦AND live in the real world. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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Is ā€œfettuccine Alfredoā€ only legal between consenting adults?

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Chartreuse?? You know someone has a booze problem when they choose to drink that shite.

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Perhaps we should try this diet/lifestyle as part of our weight loss campaign? Although I think if I tried it I would be dead inside of a week.

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You need to build up slowly - I would suggest not doing the coffee and the carrot cake to begin with.

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As someone with a ā€˜creativeā€™ job. I can confirm this is how we go about our day-to-days lives.

Right, Lou?

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When I was an art college my tutor did tell me I needed to loosen up my drawing style and recommended smoking some weed. Itā€™s been down hill since then.

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Would have been interesting to get the real reasons, apart from the obvious, for that regime.

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ā€œthe true voice of Thompson is revealed to be that of American moralist ā€¦ one who often makes himself ugly to expose the ugliness he sees around him.ā€ Great deal of self loathing in there, but fair to say he exposed a lot of the seedier and darker side of the American dream

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