My ticket for Chelsea away next week has just arrived - now to decide which is going to be less painful:
- Attend Chelsea v Saints
- Attempt to give myself simultaneous root canal and colonoscopy
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Hmm, I’d call that as a draw.
When even Tony Pulis is saying you’re shit, I think it’s time to finish your pint and get your fucking coat.
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As the week goes by, and another match day approaches, I have this freak and dread feeling that I used to have in my youth when I had to go to the dentist.
It was better in the old days, because once you’d been to the dentist, you knew you wouldn’t have that feeling for another 6 months.
In the nightmare scenario we are in, as soon as you’ve had the metaphorical trip to the dentist, the next one is only a week away, so we live in a world where you perpetually have this “I have to go to the dentist” dread.
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Back in the days before woke, I’m pretty sure the fittest human being on the planet was Ursula Andress, followed some years later by Bo Derek
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Wasn’t that before internet porn was invented?
Tony Pulis an authority on Premier League football in 2023? I must have hit my head somewhere 
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We had one of those big buggers, (telephone I mean) hello Lymington 2904.
As for Ursula Andress…yowza! gorgeous, along with Shirley Abacair…
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Who?
Is that an old 21 inch 78? Very rare.
I was in love at six or seven years old…she was a regular on children’s BBC programmes…
Never on ITV of course.
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My word. Very different times.
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And her zither!
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Well, the club has a day to prove seven of the 21 poll voters correct. If that doesn’t happen then we’re onto the next option, selected by three punters, myself included.
After today’s debacle you’d hope they’ll do the right thing.
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Like my old gran used to say, hope planted a feather thinking a chicken would grow. Which I think is considerably more likely than nathan jones (lower case on purpose) getting us out of this fucking shit show.
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So to summarise, we’re all feeling pretty positive about him then? 
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He is my man crush
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