How early is too early to drink?

Right, @BTripz, I wanted to share my 20km Fitbit walk with you as you were casting aspersions on either my maths or my ability to walk.

However, Fitbit and Strava got in each other’s way (AGAIN) and somehow didn’t record the first part of the walk. So here it is mapped out. (not all pub stops included so was probably further).

To quote the question posed by that great philosopher @pap, “how fucking long is the UK coastline @BTripz?*”.

Tut, some people don’t know the difference between a straight line and chaotic fractal geometry.

PS Did I mention Cherie Lunghi?

* May not be an accurate quote