Suck my cock.
The only thing in my life I’ve been able to so is play football.
Nice. How middle class is that drink? Lime slices too. Mmmmm.
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cunt
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It’s never too early if you smoke Kilburns.
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I’ve already eaten ta.
I used to love playing, then I found drink and wimmin
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Right, @BTripz, I wanted to share my 20km Fitbit walk with you as you were casting aspersions on either my maths or my ability to walk.
However, Fitbit and Strava got in each other’s way (AGAIN) and somehow didn’t record the first part of the walk. So here it is mapped out. (not all pub stops included so was probably further).
To quote the question posed by that great philosopher @pap, “how fucking long is the UK coastline @BTripz?*”.
Tut, some people don’t know the difference between a straight line and chaotic fractal geometry.
PS Did I mention Cherie Lunghi?
* May not be an accurate quote
The case for the prosecution rests…
And I accept your grovelling and humiliating apology.
You’ve not publicised your walk on Strava, the only one on there is the 8.22mi walk from London??
Not having a go at you either, as you seem quite precious this morning, but have you seen the difference in your Fitbit around Chelsea Hospital and the one on Strava? According to Strava you were pissed as a pissed thing on National Drunk daya.
However Fitbit has you walking in straight lines!!
As long as I didn’t have to look at her hands, which reminds me of me granny, I would.
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How pissed were you - you seem to be staggering about a fair bit there, even at the start
I had to do a double take a couple of minutes ago…thought @saintbletch was showing off his new car. A black Aston Martin with the registration “1 PNT”
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Dear beltch
That really was a poss poor effort at stealing my name drop badge. Who the fark is Cherry Fungi? Looked more like Wilma Flintstone which may have been a more reasonable attempt
Got off at Putney Bridge and walked back down the Thames to see Craven Cottaging (sic) and then doubled back up the Thames path.
You watch it Phil, you’re talking about the woman I (used to) love.
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I guess you don’t look at the mantelpiece when you stoke the fire…
Fuck you. Could have bought me a beer or three seeing as you were in my manor.
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Lol. We actually went into Chelsea Hospital for a nose around.
Fantastic building - chocked full of mobility scooters all on charge. It was like a time-slipped version of that image of the Norton and Triumph cafe racers outside the Ace Cafe.
Unfortunately, some old boy had had a fall down some stairs so we weren’t able to have much of nose around - except for the grounds.
I was surprised that punters off the street are allowed to go in an look around, but we were asked to show ID. I asked why and was told that they’d had some undesirables, but that didn’t ring true because the ID wasn’t checked against anything.
Anyway, worth a visit.
It seems that heavy drinking is the only thing keeping this country going
Alcohol firms would lose £13bn if drinkers in England stuck to limits
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I saw that on the BBC. What a smug fuckwit chiles is, typical self-justifying alky.