Either way I am fucked…
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Pap the Forest pixie is taking the piss 
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No no no you’ve got me all wrong … t’was just a little experiment in the quest to unlock the mysteries of the Sotonians up/down voting system. At no time did I think that a blanket upvote for every poster in the thread, culminating in my own extremely complimentary post, could ever amass enough ‘likes’ to launch a serious challenge for Papsweb League stardom … and the resulting data (a paltry 2 upvotes) confirms I was correct in not thinking that.
A victim of my own curious mind maybe but taking the piss most certainly not.
… and fyi I’m not a pixie … I’m too tall
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Yeh all short people say that dont they Pap?
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We don’t, actually.
But it would be amusing if we did.
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Now just you look here PippinSaint, I don’t know how tall pixies are in your part of the world but here in the New Forest, 5’10" they are not … I put it to you my friend, that it is infact you who are taking the piss and suspect you are just a bitter man and probably a fuckin’ beanpole t’boot.
and Pap, there’s nothing wrong with pixies anyway
… but I’m not one
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Think you touched a nerve there phil
p’raps good old feet and in inches are smaller in the Forest?
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Cobb ? tbh I don’t give a shit what the ol’ beanpole thinks
but from you …well it just hurts 
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There, a vote up as an olive branch Steve
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Hey, I’m only 5’ 9.5" and I don’t consider myself a pixie! Far too fat and hirsuite for that.
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Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @cobham-saint
Think you touched a nerve there phil
p’raps good old feet and in inches are smaller in the Forest?
Hey, I’m only 5’ 9.5" and I don’t consider myself a pixie! far too fat and hirsuite for that.
You’re one of Snow White’s little friends aren’t you?
Not quite sure what that makes me though. I’m only 5’8".
Originally posted by @Saint-or-sinner
Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @cobham-saint
Think you touched a nerve there phil
p’raps good old feet and in inches are smaller in the Forest?
Hey, I’m only 5’ 9.5" and I don’t consider myself a pixie! far too fat and hirsuite for that.
You’re one of Snow White’s little friends aren’t you?
Not quite sure what that makes me though. I’m only 5’8".
I’ll be Grumpy, you can be Bashful, Pap can be Dopey!!
Originally posted by @Saint-or-sinner
Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @cobham-saint
Think you touched a nerve there phil
p’raps good old feet and in inches are smaller in the Forest?
Hey, I’m only 5’ 9.5" and I don’t consider myself a pixie! far too fat and hirsuite for that.
You’re one of Snow White’s little friends aren’t you?
Not quite sure what that makes me though. I’m only 5’8".
Guy, guys, guys…have we started a race to find the Sotonians shortest-arse?
I’m 5’9" so it’s not me
So anyway getting back to the thread, I agree with OP. The up/down voting thing has me.
However I must say I do like the whole concept around Paps awarding of badges, it’s makes you feel appreciated. With this in mind and a bit of time on my hands, I thought it would be good to do my own one off badge presentation in tribute to Papsweb and all who sail on her.
To take it a step further I’ve knocked some art which can be printed to a self adhesive label and worn with pride … a proper badge no less. So here you are:
The steveintheforest ‘intellectual misfits’ Badge
Awarded to the Papmeister and all the fine posters (his cronies) on Sotonians
100 ‘steveintheforest’ points to all … which means you’re all in a relegation battle, could be any 3 out of 350
In this land of midgets one man stands head and shoulders below the rest…
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You’ve just destroyed my one change at being Happy.
Dam you and your little legs.
Steve - your badge doesn’t seem to work
I was going to print one and wear it home with true Sotonian pride this evening (under my jacket)
does now 
Right, I’ve got in to discover I’ve surpassed 60 points. I reckon that’s enough to avoid relegation for this week so I’m taking my foot of the gas, Gonna play the kids between now and next Sunday.