😃 How do you know if you are happy?

As the title says how do you know if you are happy.

I appear to be happy because my fingernails have not been bitten or pulled off

Saints have won.

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You mostly miserable bastard.

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I still have enough Booze in the pad to pickle me every night until we finally move.
I’m happy.

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I was unbearable over the New year festivities.

The engine’s running, there is no frost , plenty of cloud cover and cuts to the Police budget are ongoing.

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Something between 2 and 4 weeks and I will have this about 800 m away from me

Porters and Ales

Main Stream Brewers

The Wine selection

That is the VILLAGE SUPERMARKET, not even a booze shop

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To the OP, I almost never know I’m happy at the time. It’s only when the edited highlights mode kicks in that I am able to make any sense of it.

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Alcohol seems to have a close relationship to happiness, looking at this thread. I can confirm this is true, as i’m very happy knowing some more of this
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and this


are turning up on Tuesday :blush:
Had to put the rum order on hold, as my daughter done her usual and a single unexpected text cost me £300. Oh well i have enough to last till then.

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Tecnically is alcohol then
I shall continue doing what I have for the last 40 years and get drunk then.

If there are more positives than negatives in your life. That, or one is above ground

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So you started drinking at 10?

About right for the Waterside tbf.

Thank you for lowering my age by 5 years

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We used to get a half of mild shandy at ten TBF

You will be able to tell if I am happy by reviewing the snow forecasts in the French Alps

Huge daily falls in the week leading up to the holiday - chuffed as fuck

Snow falls overnight whilst we are there for daily fresh powder - ecstatic

Rain - :lou_angry:

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How do I know I’m happy? If i’m,

Knee deep in booze, arse deep in cash and balls deep in fanny. then i’m generally happy.

I’m a man of simple tastes.

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