You donât want me watching the game, honest, bad things happen when I start watchingâŚ
Alsop gone for 24 Hants 43 -2
Gubbins lasts 3 balls!
43-3
That was my fault, I checked Cricinfo for the score
That one canât be blamed on me
I get here an hour late thanks to the selfish cunts turning off the A34 at Oxford.
43-1 when I got seated. Now 48-4.
Cunts!
Dawson run out due to a drive by Vince being directed onto the stumps 71-5
Vince edged to keeper 71-6
Another one down 91 - 7
Organ goes for 22
Hants 120 -8
Wheal gone for 5 132 -9
No batting points then I guessâŚ
Probably not
All out 143 not a good total
1 batting point in these 4 matches.
Bowlers to the rescue then, as per most of the last half dozen matches. Hopefully
Abbas strikes 6-1. Davies gone
Abbas gets the first Lancs wicket 6-1 in reply
Wells gone for a duck Lancs 9-2
15-3 Bowlers doing it