These nuns are as useless at taking wickets as the Hampshire bowlers.
Time for the Bouncing Boobies, Bob!
Nuns are my speciality, Master Bates for bouncing bobbies
Do I need 1 per wicket required?
Nice baps. Lazy eye though.
You’re only allowed one bouncer per over, Bob.
Early thoughts on next season in Div 2…?
No room for defeatists on this thread, Mr_Pharmacist! 
It was lonely in the wilderness, but strangely peaceful.
FFS Rallyboy, now it’s all gonna go wrong! 
How much wronger could it fucking go??
It’s got so bad you made me use the word wronger!
I’ll be talking about athletes medaling next.
The first victm of relegation is the English language.
A wicket needed every other over. Hardly a big ask, surely? 
OK, we’re fucked.
If you are going to get relegated at least go down looking like the second crappest team in the division.
So much better than feeling robbed.
A very disappointing day to cap a thoroughly miserable season, the only bright spot of which has been the emergence of some young players. I reckon we’ve got a lot of stuff to sort out before next season.
But, Michael Carberry’s cancer and the tragic death of Hamza Ali puts things in perspective for me.