The puns are getting Shiitake
Actually that’s not very good is it 
That one caps it.
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That old chestnut!
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Ok. Let’s put a cap on it with this:
Oh crap you have spoiled the fun-gus now
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Back on topic
Parma ham
On its own
No cheeses
No bread
No biscuits
Just Parma ham out the packet and into the mouth.
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The desperate self-justification of man who can’t be arsed to cook.
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I’m not sure that counts as a recipe.
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Deflated rodents??
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That reminds me, I’m seeing the Cure next month.
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To be fair its difficult to get a ham like that in the Gulf of Guinea
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Ffs 
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Surely more than one item constitutes a recipe
Hell of a band. 
I have spent a lot of time in Africa and yes they do look like that 
Was making some scotch eggs for the grandsons Birthday and had a little meat left over but no eggs so got some chedder cheese rolled it in a ball then covered it with the meat and bread crumbs it was very very tasty.
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Thank you, Egon Ronay.
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