Poof!
Shoulder of pork ready for pulling, cooked on the Kamado Joe (that strange red alien thing in my garden). It was fucking yummy. Served with cous cous and roasted vegetables.
Tastes like chicken
It grows on the same Oak every couple of years, took this picture this morning. They grow at an amazing speed. Last time I told the locals where they could see it, it was gone the next day. 
Yeah, I’ve got mates who live in NC who go out hunting for it every year.
I guess you don’t have mush room for this stuff in your diet. Be a fun guy!
Despite my own atrocities to the Dad joke lexicon I thank you 
Mushrooms that taste like Chicken?
FFS we’ve got a freezer full of home made Chickens.
Today’s batch averaged 5.5kg in weight.
Gotta problem looming tomorrow when my Sausage Rolls arrive from Malta.
May have to eat some of those Lidl Bon Gelato Ice Creams tonight
Yeah, but mushrooms don’t shit all over the place.
You’ll never need to worry about a towed stool.
Stop. Just stop it now!
Quite right. We don’t want sporedom to set in.
Lets face it @Cobham-Saint you will be forever holding your head in your hands with @pap & @scotty mushy gags
If you’re looking for truffle you came to the right place.
Button it, mush.