Attempting a brisket joint in the slow cooker this morning, wish me luckā¦
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Iād risk it for a brisket.
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Sounds good to me. Every time I see the word ābrisketā I hear it in my mind being said by Julie Waters in the role of Mrs Overall.
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Another veggie healthy one from me. Roasted squash, red onion, brown lentils, tomatoes, pomegranate molasses, garlic and chilli.
Served with a yoghurt / molasses sauce, dukkah and mint. Seriously good!
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I misread that as dukkha
Though the lack of rare red meat made me misread it
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That looks and sounds yum.
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You eating it or fucking it? 
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Thought you would have asked if he was smoking it?
Looks very nice side dish but what was the main course?
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Meal for one 
Made some salted caramel crumbly fudge today. Think Iāve finally cracked it. Thumbs up from the Goat family so several people may be getting some for christmas.
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Right, a nice winter warmer for everyone.
Papās kicking cocoa
Ingredients
- Milk - at least a pint
- Cocoa - 5 heaped teaspoons per pint
- Honey - The squeezy stuff is ideal
- 100ML of evaporated milk
- Sugar / sweetener
Required utensils
- Saucepan
- Hand Whisk
- Optional Plastic spatula
Method
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Get the milk near boiling and simmer.
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Put a teaspoon of cocoa in at a time, getting it nicely mixed with the hand whisk before putting the the next in.
If you have the optional spatula, you can use it to push any ācocoa scumā back in the milky area.
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Once youāve put all the cocoa in and got it nicely stirred, you can whack your evaporated milk in. Itāll give the cocoa a bit of thickness. Keep whisking.
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Sweeten with honey. The honey is crucial. You can sweeten it a bit more with sugar or sweetener if desired. Whisk a little bit more.
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Pour into mug and serve.
(optional) lay about like a content fucking cat afterward.
Do not consume more than a pint of Papās Kicking Cocoa in any given evening.
Mmmmmmm, Iāve always wanted to try a nice hot mug of diabetes 
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Drink two pints then. Donāt say I didnāt warn you
Iām going to pour it on my ricicles
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Is that a euphemism?
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If it is if Iād let it cool down a bit first.
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You appear to have forgotten the rum.
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Anyone fancy taking their better half out for a nice romantic treat for Christmas? You could do a lot worse than popping in to Gordon Ramseyās new restaurant in Harrods Only eighty quid for a burger, chips not included, they are an extra six quid. Sounds like a bargain to me!
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddrink/other/gordon-ramsay-selling-burger-for-80-at-new-london-restaurant/ar-BB1bjlN9
Sometimes you see things and just lockdown continues until some overpriced cafe owners shut up shop for good.