Back… the sight of Goaty’s ‘donation’ gave me a testosterone surge 
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Big one planned for tomorrow as weather forecast is sunny and winds to a manageable 15mph. will be touch an go whether i get to the 1000km by end of next Sunday… work and weather make it more difficult, but its still possible.
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100 miles (160 km for @Map-Of-Tasmania) in 2 days, every incline is torture at the moment. Rest day tomorrow.
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That is good pace so just slow up a bit and teh distance becomes less taxing 
I will be trying to do at least 130 km tomorrow … will see how it goes, but way behind schedule so need a bit of a push
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first 50k done, wee food break then heading out with Daughter for 20k before final 60 or so. Middle 20 give am an excuse for slow time as wind is not quite as calm as was forecast 
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Lunch… 73km in … Bacon Bagguette, grapes, banana
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how can you eat whilst you cycle, I’d be puking if I’d had that and then got on the bike…
Practice.
Lots of practice.
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30mins to digest… no food prior to this so was glycogen deficient which id good for fat burn
Still much to learn you have young Padowan… 
Not enough bacon…
First 40Km… nice, no wind, sunny, warm… next 25km with Jennifer, nice easy pace and forgotten how much fun it is to ride with family ;-)… last 50km, wind got up to nasty breeze, cloudy and obviously not enough bacon. Had intended on 130-140km today, but wind go too nasty and legs tired.25 May 2020
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Hey got Bob coming up Gold Hill in Shaftesbury…
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Well 806km down, 194km to go… in next 3 days. Work has meant I was left with nigh on 500km to complete this week… when not working and not doing domestics so its been challenging… legs really feeling the 300km completed over last 4 days… having done fuck all riding this year before 3 May… but at least the arse is now back to its hardened rider self… but legs are jelly trying to get 110kg to 1000km in 18 rides… but nearly there and feel much better for it.
We have raised £1200 so far against a target of a grand so a huge thank you to all who have generously contributed. Still time if you have a spare fiver or so given the pubs are shut
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What is that bit between your ball sack and your arse called?? It’s that that hurts the most…
perineum - actually linked to your cock. When you first ride, it gets bruised easily, but as you ride more it becomes less sensitive - you can get saddles that have grooves to put less pressure on it… there is some link between excessive and continual pressure on this region and erectile dysfunction and infertility… 
but risks are considered low.
Will you two get a fucking room!?!
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