German Kuntz' Germans About to take on England U21's

Well that was predictable.

Nothing stirs the deeply hidden malevolent violence within me more than watching Germans celebrate a penalty shoot-out victory against us.

Red lipstick and sensible shoes does it for me.

5 Likes

They deserved to win in normal time, then extra time and the penalty shoot out, we’ll never learn and we’ll in 6 weeks say how good our League is and how good our players are, they aren’t, they really aren’t.

Sie müssen sich beruhigen Mein Herr. Beim Elfmeter sind wir Deutschen immer starker und Redmond konnte noch nicht mals eine Kuh mit einem Banjo treffen

2 Likes

Redmond couldn’t even hit the cow shed let alone the cow.
Pure shite that lad.

Leck mich am arsch.

Das wurde dich leider zur viel freude geben :lou_is_a_flirt:

Thank fuck I’m normally wearing high heels when we meet.

1 Like

Strangly I have thisimage of you now (the fat one)
Image result for man in heels

3 Likes

Wirklich Redmond ist ein pimmelkopf.

Out goes Puel. In comes Redmond. Ready made scapegoat for next season. Commendable work, Bazza, even in the off season.

9 Likes

tbf Redmond was one of Barrys pet 'inbred’s for the whole of last season and quite often he had a point

1 Like

He was, Bazza knows his football (bar the RVWgate) and Redmond is headless chicken, an arrogant one at that who doesn’t seem to learn.
Ward Prowse is a different beast altogether, he could come good, he just could but it’ll be in 2025 and we can’t carry a player like that if we truly want to progress.
Tadic, sell him, cash in now.
Van Dijk sell him again, never again will we get £70 Million for a player who wants to go, he could get injured, sell sell sell.

That x box surely has the answers.

Ease off with the Redmond slagging off. I have it on good authority (ie I’ve just made it up) that Les sent Redmond a text saying he’d better miss the penallty to ward off any calls from The KKK.

What Redmond didn’t know was that Les meant tapping up from The Klippity Klopp Krew, so please cut him some slack :innocent:

2 Likes