Geek orthodox humour

#1

For those that juggle ones and zeroes, or for those that are in awe of those that do, post something that makes a a geek guffaw.

#2

A very creative error 404 page…

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#3

The BDLPSWDKS Effect - according to the excellent xkcd.com.

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#4

Here’s one, as a digital Max Miller might have said:

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#5

I almost went weak at the knees for that xkcd.com post, Bletch. A truly fine website.

#6

I think my favourite xkcd of all time might be this one.

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#7

I nominate the title of this thread for having the three words most unlikely to ever be included in the same sentence.

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#10

How many Agile Developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

It isn’t just the lightbulb that needs changing, the all the wiring must be redone

How many hardware engineer does it take to change in a lightbulb?

None, it’s a software problems

Two SQL DBAs walk in to a NoSQL bar, but they had to leave because they couldn’t find any tables!

And my personal Favourite :-

How do you spell DBA?

G O D

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#11

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

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#12

Why do Linux geeks never put the top back on the ketchup bottle?

Because they prefer an open sauce.

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#13

How do you spot an extrovert computer engineer?
He* looks at your shoes rather than his own shoes when he’s talking to you.

[* and yes, it is always a he.]

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