Here’s one, as a digital Max Miller might have said:
I almost went weak at the knees for that xkcd.com post, Bletch. A truly fine website.
I nominate the title of this thread for having the three words most unlikely to ever be included in the same sentence.
How many Agile Developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
It isn’t just the lightbulb that needs changing, the all the wiring must be redone
How many hardware engineer does it take to change in a lightbulb?
None, it’s a software problems
Two SQL DBAs walk in to a NoSQL bar, but they had to leave because they couldn’t find any tables!
And my personal Favourite :-
How do you spell DBA?
G O D
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Why do Linux geeks never put the top back on the ketchup bottle?
Because they prefer an open sauce.
How do you spot an extrovert computer engineer?
He* looks at your shoes rather than his own shoes when he’s talking to you.
[* and yes, it is always a he.]