Unwins
cider then
BREAKING: Everton unveils new statue at Goodison Park. pic.twitter.com/pGmZiO3slH
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) May 7, 2019
EDIT: @Polski_Filip, I don’t know how you are copying your tweets into Discourse but you only need to copy and paste the link. You don’t need to use embed or anything like that. Here is the difference if you just paste the tweet link…
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Arf. Guess the locals are thinking 3-0 is a bit of an ask.
At least it wasn’t shotguns*
* guns that fire shots.
Twitter on Win 10 laptop has changed can’t copy link anymore only embed. It happened with a layout change this week.
Fine on Android
I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
1-0 dippers 7 minutes
Barcelona will score. Do you think Liverpool can score at least 5?
Feisty game as well. Wouldn’t be surprised if we see someone see a red. Barca have enough of the dirty tricksters and may get pulled up on VAR. Liverpool is desperate, init.
Fabinho just goes through Suarez, feet off of the ground, but gets the ball.
Foul and yellow card.
Phil Thompson reckons there was nothing wrong with the tackle 
Thompson is (a) a Scouser and (b) the man who coined the phrase “professional foul”. Not sure he’s the ideal judge somehow.
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…and c) the patron saint of self-entitlement and self-pity.
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With no hint of irony and zero self-awareness the scousers are booing Coutinho.
I will not be happy unless they draw level and lose in the last minute of extra time.
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Is it just me…
Every time I hear Divock Origi…
…I mentally respond with “She’s my baby. Divock Origi. I don’t mean maybe”.
Is that a chant?
Should be.
Gets coat.
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Oh my, I am sorry, it wasn’t Phil ‘Sit Down Pinocchio’ Thomson, it is actually Steve McManananananananananananananananananaman co-commentating on BT
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PLease don’t fuck this up
Divock the Kasbah!!
One, two three Divock, four, Divock, rock.
Five, six, seven, Divock, eight, Divock, rock.
Nine, ten, eleven, Divock, twelve Divock, rock.
I’m gunna rock around Divock tonight…
Fuck off you scouse cunts!
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I’m going to throw up
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In Messi we trust. 
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