Just watched the finale, yikes. This show is not easing off the throttle.
The last 3 weeks have been some of the most impressive, action packed and emotionally powerful stuff I’ve ever seen - on TV or film.
I suppose I’ll have to wait for you slackers to watch it now…
Originally posted by @Cascadia-Saint
Just watched the finale, yikes. This show is not easing off the throttle. The last 3 weeks have been some of the most impressive, action packed and emotionally powerful stuff I’ve ever seen - on TV or film. I suppose I’ll have to wait for you slackers to watch it now…
Got it downloaded, it is my lunch time appointment…
Well that’s that theory fucked then…
lol i ain’t watched it yet, but I’ve already ruined my enjoyment, by going out of my way to find out what the spoilers are.
Killing off heroes again, GRRRR MARTIN?
Here is my prediction: Fat Sam will end up sat on the Iron Throne, spending his days riding dragons, and nights banging his adoring harem of Danaerys, Cersei, Stansah etc
In other words, Fat Sam is GRRR Martin’s fictional alter-ego, and this whole thing will turn out to be some sick kind of Prime Geek Neckbeard Wish Fulfilment Odyssey.
Only another 9.5 months to wait for Season 6, time enough to read the books I guess
SPOILER ALERT
This is papsters forum, so I am afraid I simply have to say…
OR IS IT?
C’mon the clues have been there all series (as they always are) What happened to the Blacksmith Bstd Royal with the leeches on his willy? Where was he and who was he with? The self righting Robin Hood guy of course.
And what impressed the Red Witch about their little enclave? That the “Old words worked” and Robin kept popping back. And who (fortuitously arrives at Castle Black just before Jon gets kebabed? Looking for a sign that she did the right thing? Do get the true King back on the Throne? Yep old Red Witch herself.
Meanwhile, Cersei will star in a lot of my fantasies while Dany is off being gang raped by 1000 horses.
Yet again, total emotional involvement, astonishing TV, pulled (most of) the loose ends together so well (but lets face it the whole Dorne thing? Was that so they could give the Iceland crew some compo sunshine for their stint up there? Can’t see what it added to the story to be honest, it’s gonna be a long 9.5 months that’s for sure.
Brann crippled, Sanza with probably a couple of busted up legs, (good call on the Reek rescue there btw) Ned with no head, Caitlyn pushing up the daisies and Jon? well who knows. Thank fook I’m not Dubai_Stark is all I can say #cursedfamily.
Daenerys Targaryen
@Daenerys 2h2 hours agoDear Night’s Watch, SHAME
#GoTFinale
Why did that remind me of why I don’t play computer games - loads of effort and kapow you are back at level 1 where it all started from (Thoraki Hoards)
r+l=j.
Oh of course. It was all that simples.
Meanwhile, this GoT nerd/geek pens a good read
Love how he agrees with my theory as well!
So now Jon Snow is dead and everyone’s speculation is bunkem, can anyone who’s read the books tell me if Ned Stark was his real father?
I know that it is a fantasy show. I get that by it’s very nature it’s implausible. I stuck with it through the dragons, the ice zombies, even the fucking murderous fart baby, but this time they’ve gone too far! There’s no way in fuck that those are Lena Headey’s real tits! I’m calling cgi bullshit!
Originally posted by @JBoy
So now Jon Snow is dead and everyone’s speculation is bunkem, can anyone who’s read the books tell me if Ned Stark was his real father?
That R+L=J is the key. It’s a nerd theory.
The other article I pasted above mentions that the two guys “running the story” made the pitch to GRRM and the part that sold the deal was that THEY told him who Jon’s mother was. The conspiracy theories make very valid points and refer to moments in the show that appear totally random but in this context then make a whole heap of sense. Also, who said Jon Snow is dead?
Oh Bear? Sorry mate but those were Lena’s bewbs, although when I was last with them her nipples were slightly more erect 
allegedly
I can think of at least two possible outs for Jon Snow at Castle Black alone. Melisandre has just turned up, and he has a direwolf that he can shift into.
You know nothing, bTripz!
That’s so what Lenny Henry would say right now.
meh i feel like i can’t win. If they’ve killed off Jon Snow 4eva, the show sucks. If they bring him back from the dead with some stupid magic twist, the show sucks even worse.
Still, at least I can look forward to next season, to find out if Stansah has fractured her ankle in the fall, and if Dwarf & Varys manage to raise enough tax dollars to build a new lumber yard, or whatever dumb boring shit they’ll be doing.
Bear?
Why did you not tell us about this?
Shouldn’t we have all been watching Venezuelen TV instead this evening?
Didn’t want to give Andy Townsend and Martin Keown any ideas
Didn’t see that coming. Mrs SOG is traumatised! 
What does she have against South American mammaries?
And the bear’s boobometer would be correct… Body double and facial mapping apparently, whatever that is. Sounds messy.
Real boobs but cgi trickery nonetheless!
