Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
RIP Holdthedoor - you huge dicked hero
What? You talking about Wylis?
Do you not recall the episode with naked Hodor? The babies arm holding an apple swinging between his legs - would have thought you had the timecode eternally etched in your memory? 
Do you not recall the game of Gary Coleman?
I sit near the door at work so I spent most of it saying āHold the Doorā - this way I can find out who watches GOT or not. There are about 4 of us who are avid watchers. We have persuaded the adult mental health worker to watch it. In doing so we discovered her brother is a camera grip on the show!
I am now confused by your Different Strokes referenceā¦ did Gary have a big one? or did Wylis? Used to quite fancy Dana Plato (Kimberley) who hada troubled life and tragic early deathā¦
Just watched Epsiode 6 and I am getting well excited for this season now, the whole story Arc is coming together nicely!
The White Walkers scenes did remind me a bit too much of bad zombie movies thoughā¦
Are there good zombie movies? 
Gary Colemanās catchphrase on Diffārent Strokes was āWhatchoo talking 'bout Willisā?
Hodorās real name was Wylis.
What? You talking about Wylis?
I know. Theyāre not funny if you have to explain them. 
According to Thronecast Hodor was given a prosthetic penis by the make up dept but one of the make up ladies refused to touch it!
Yeah and Red Priestess Melissandra being some old hag when she takes her necklace off. Whateverās going to be inside the Red Priestess that turned up at Mereen?
I just started catching up with the Hollow Crown series on iPlayer last night. I saw the first instalment (Henry VI Part 1) and couldnāt help think afterwards how it pisses all over Game of Thrones.
If you havenāt seen it, I would heartily recommend it. You need to have a passing knowledge of the War of the Roses but thatās about all. This is all super-accessible Shakespeare with ladle-loads of political intrigue and buckets of blood and gore. Top notch stuff from the Beeb. I found it riveting and am eagerly looking forward to setting aside a couple of hours for Henry VI Part 2ā¦.
Iām sure you can all work iPlayer to find it but here is a trailer for the whole series of plays/films.
I see - went above me as I was not on first name terms with the door staff 
But does it contain as many gratuitous shots of norks, genitalia, shagging and castrations?
And dragons. Letās not forget the dragons.
Fuck the dragons, I demand more big norks
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Fuck the dragons, I demand more big norks
Iām sure the new Red Preistess will grant your wish soon, hopefully, pleaseā¦
This Romance is only just blossoming
Joan of Arc got burned at the stake while Lord Somerset munched on a chicken leg. In fact, that Lord Somerset is a nasty piece of work all round. He gets up to some seriously rum dos.
My Mrs has great norks and I can see them anytime but dragons? Never seen me a real live dragon, not ever.
Rum dos are one thing, large norks and dragons another. If George RR Martin had been alive in Shakespearian times he would have kicked his arse. Or to be more accurate, would have cut off his dick and pretended to eat it!
Norks is Norks dude, they dont breath fire or eat your livestock, or kids, just harmless pleasureglobes so you can keep your dragons and Iāll have the norks