Hey @lifeintheslowlane nice of you to release your manservant for the day, he’s not paying too badly for arsenal either…
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No that’s not him, that’s Chamber’s son.
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Another VAR penalty decision that makes Bertie’s handball seem strange
How the fuck did Arsenal miss that?
Peter’s shoulder to Burnley’s rescue…
A victory for VAR.
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There’s enough of them…they were bound to get ONE right.
Did anybody see that Chris Wood equaliser for Burnley? Amazing. Xhaka tried a pass, but it hit Wood’s hip and ended up in the back of the net. Well worth a watch.
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No…details please. 
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NORTHAMPTON 4 SKATES 0. Sam Hoskins got the 4th.
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lol. Doesn’t matter which hampton dicks them, the scoreboard’s the same.
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and I had Saints 2-0. Happy days.
Unfortunately I’m in the middle of a few weeks sobriety, so will raise a cup of black coffee.
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Trying to not fall asleep during Wolves Villa.
Mountain falling was much more interesting
I think
I know you are all waiting with baited breath for an update on the Team World Hill Falling Off Championship.
Well.
Poland were falling best then, in the final round, I may have missed a bit in translation but I think The Germans won on penalties.
Or something. Bronze for the gallant Poles whose last faller sort of flopped off. Big celebrations at The Londoner in Kitzbuhl with Austria stealing a silver.
I think
Anyone heard about the crazy Burnley equaliser?
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Main news story was about a Wolf.
Far more interesting than their game
No? Do tell us more
It was a strange goal from Chris Wood for Burnley, Arsenal playing out from the back, Xhaka gets pressed and tries to pass the ball out to the right wing, only succeeds in hitting Chris Wood’s hip and the ball ricochets in to the onion bag.
1-1
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Onion bag? Who uses the phrase onion bag these days 
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Onions?
French Onion sellers?
Wolves v Aston Villa
2 clean sheet fantasy points for me for Targett and Patricio.
That seems fishy.
(Or have we done that to death?)
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