Long hattrick incoming. No Redmond, Ings, Vestergaard.
Bit surprised Long plays instead of Djenepo (with Theo upfront).
The first after 3 minutes.
Fulhamās team really is one of the worst Iāve ever seen in the Premier League when theyāve got Mitrovic on the bench.
Just utter, utter dross
Would any of these players get in any other team in the leagueās first 11 (excluding Loftus-Cheek as heās a Chelsea player)?
Kiss of death posting this pre-match but really what a load of old shit
Lookman maybe.
John Moss is VAR today, wonder how many cards he can issue from that position!!
I quite like their left back Robinson too.
Got the Leicester result right so off to a flying start today! I did have this down as a 1-1 but have changed it to 2-1 to Fulham now I have seen that Stephens is playing!
Would like to have seen us sign Lookman. More direct than Redders.
Seriously?? Every game Iāve seen him play for Fulham Iāve offered a prayer of gratitude to the football gods that we didnāt sign him. Heās looked quite appalling to me, maybe Iām missing something.
Hope Diallo can avoid a red card
Hope Long plays so well keeps a fit Ings out next game
Hope other teams have been reminded Obafemi & Valery are 1st team and are keen to buy them
Hope I can actually get the strength to get off the sofa & tune in
Vest out for 4 weeks
Right, ready to go. Hangover just about manageable, come on you Saints, three points please.
You know what youāve just done donāt you. 
Indeed. 
Commentators bigging us already, so thatās it. 
Time travel is realā¦
My stream just jumped forward a whole monute
anyone know when weāll start playing?
Hmm
Slughish
Like me and my first beer of the day 
Schoolboy errorā¦I did my warmup with the Rangers v Hibs game. Now match fit 