I’ve just looked in Shirty’s cell to see if he’s ready to come out and, I don’t know how to tell you all this, but he’s taken his own forum-life.
Shirty has left the building.
He is an ex-poster.
He has gone to meet his maker.
He has bought the (2nd) farm.
He’s gone to park the car in long stay.
He’s not coming back to post.
Personally, I think that’s a shame.
the claws are out now. This is a proper bitch fight.
He’s there bletch, trust me. He asked me to speak on his behalf.
All we need is for Pap to put his head between his legs and kiss is own arse. Then we will all be back. A small ask.
Well, you know that bit where the lawyer advises his client not to speak to the police.
Shirty, ignored you and went behind your back.
I’ve taken his statement and he’s decided he doesn’t want to post here anymore.
Got to respect that.
well, lets be frank here. He wrote something very silly and probably offensive and then refused to apologise, back down and even went as far as to suggest he would keep doing it until he got his own way. He was acting like a cock. I think acting like a prick occasionally is fine but he knew he was.doing it and said he would continue to do it. Well, in that case he certainly needed a time out and f he cant change then maybe its not a bad thing that he posts elsewhere. I’m hoping this is just one of his hissy/sissy fits and that he sees the error of his ways and comes back after acknowledging that he’s been an arsehole.
or whatever
Personally, i think he’s just had his home Internet connection turned off. He’ll be in Canada by Saturday, posting a big “fuck you Barry, i only went and done it”.
Who’s going to defend the tory bastards raping this country now? If that doesn’t get his fingers twitching, you may be correct and that would indeed be a shame.
He’s not the only one bletch. Just had a PM from ‘one of our best poster’ ™ to say fuck papsweb he won’t be back either. I am guesting mysef along with them. Pap saw chalet, thought one day that will be me and finally he has made a ban function and can make himself feel like a man.
The 3 of us are out.
Toke, read my earlier post again.
I laid out the facts.
I’d have done the same as pap did in those circumstances.
I made the decision to keep Shirty guested.
I’ve been discussing with him all day to get him back on here.
I’m disappointed he’s decided not to come back.
pap’s not been involved, as you know he’s had to work 9 whole hours today.
Bletch, do you think this might be a good time to resurrect the Saintbletch Hilarious Fun With Words thread? 
Is there a bad time?
I shan’t be making any statement to that effect.
There are also things I can’t divulge, and other things that in light of current events, I reckon I can. First off, Cherts has the option to come back. He’s elected not to. That’s public knowledge.
What’s less well known is that back in August, Cherts asked me to delete his account. Bletch is aware, and some may recall me posting a thread saying that we would no longer allow account deletions. That was down to Cherts’ request; we’d already lost ExTrader and poor Stephen.
When I spoke with Cherts then, he made it clear that his only problem was Barry. I explained that I’m never going to ship anyone at another poster’s request, and we try not to ban people anyway. If the situation has been reversed, Barry would have received the same rebuke, as would you all unless there was serious evidence that the poster was harming the site.
Cherts never outright asked me to remove Barry, but the inference was pretty clear. “It’s me or him”.
This has been building for months. It reached a pretty nasty climax and I find it ironic that after months of trying to prove another poster was preaching hate, he makes a hateful remark like that just to prove it. He would have been banned anywhere else for that remark alone, and for others too. He’s not banned.
bletch has spent the day attempting to convince him to return, with our collective blessing. He’s not coming back. We expressed our views, but zero demands were made.
“It’s me or him”, all over again. I’m sorry, but whatever you think of me, or my relationship with Cherts, that is a precedent I could never have set. Could you imagine Cherts keeping quiet if I had banned Barry at his request? The site would have died. I would have been inundated with people mocking me or asking the same.
Just what the fuck were his expectations?
“Me or him” just isn’t a rational position we can deal with, so it’s perhaps for the best that he’s made the call himself. Enjoy the me time, Cherts.
Thank fuck for that.
What is this drivel you shower of whoppers cunts, fuck me you weak fannies, I am away for 24 hours hours and you all jump and stab Bazza’s back, even that Bearsy’s concubine Tokyo has showed up for his Nigel Haver’s wit.
Did Cherts actually insinuate its him or me after accusing someone of touching children? Is this cunt on the same planet as everyone else.
Nope. That was back in August. I guess he solutionised an answer to that condundrum.
I don’t like the person but at the same time I certainly don’t want him banned as that goes against everything I believe in, the guy is a cunt but he has just as much right to be heard as anyone else.
He’s not banned, Barry - he’s in self-imposed exile.
You should extend this level of empathy to Muslims
I do can I question the Qu’ran and cultural practices without fear as well?
I thought people only did that on here if people insinuated that their wives got slipped a finger by Mr Corbyn?