2500 calories per munch
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designed to harm you
but Allah was delighted!
But the PC Brigade
were no match for
Lou Lou my sweet
who, grabbing the dildo…
ate too much pasta
and was stuffed to
capacity, forgetting her guitar
and her fingering practice.
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she still sang until
her country glands resonated
emasculating all males hearing
A large queue formed
at the Tesco checkout
when someone shouted, Lou
no likey no lighty
As quick as a
goat aroused by butter