of very large tarantulas
eight legged freaky scrotum
cleaning machines, with venomous
intent towards pap’s defenceless
rather pungent crown jewels
They started quickly across
They sniffed, they palpitated,
dribbling their pre-digestive venom
Attack! tagknots on sack
spread fangs - and feed!!!
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'Fuck, scrote covered in
little pieces of sweetcorn
and smears of Bovril
but tasted like nutella
and smelled of haddock
; such a repulsive combination
Just like a Haiku
and smelled of haddock
such a repulsive combination
rather pungent crown jewels
the spiders retreated overwhelmed
or were they underwhelmed?