But fatso came fourth
Behind Bletch, Pap and
Thora Hird. Wet bitches
Although how Thora managed
To achieve an erection
with Barry’s arse in
view, is anyone’s guess?
She wore a blindfold
truth be told, and
used a small pump
like the scales of
at the size of
this blindfold! I can’t
swallow you see I’m
a little tongue tied.
and my gag-reflex
Is ruined after a
succession of painful STIs.
now whenever I swallow
my nose runs profusely