cunt duck orville?
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That’ll do 
Twat (James not Scotty, although a close call 
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Scene 1: Premier League footballer goes to barbers
PLF: yo man, got like low dza dosh and need a wicked barnet man
Barber; er yeah sure thing (thinking Kaching!) What sort of thing you after?
PLF: I wanna like be so cool and present my symbol of personal freedom bit like that snakeskin jacket that Nic Kager wears man in ‘Wilder at heat’ like you know, that 80s kult Klassic man?
Barber; Yeah, Wild at Heart, great film. But if you want that, gonna cost some serious readies bro… I mean individual barnet is serious dosh my friend. You happy with £1500? Or £2500 if you want me to do it within an hour?
PLF: How much if you take 3 hours?
Barber: (smiles to himself) best we take 4, £4000.
PLF: sounds good, make its so
Barber: perfect (thinking, fucking morons…)
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PLF footballer comes out with a fluorescent pink quiff…
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A random cat with dodgy England ace Foden
Barnet
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Has Cole Palmer’s mum borrowed Mrs Foden’s pudding basin?