Footballers coiffure

Nominations please for ridiculous haircuts and tonsorial abominations from games you are watching.

Off the top of my head, ( :grin::grin:) I’ll kick off with Pogba’s farcical “centurion” barnet with hieroglyphs on his side panel. Quite ridiculous. Grealish is an obvious target as well, with his trademark Hugh Grant wannabe floppy locks.

When most of them seem to have been covered, perhaps a poll to decide the winner of the new Sotonians “Twattish Clip of the Season” award?

1 Like

Roberto Firmino…with my Twat Rating: 9.4

Personally anyone wearing a ponytail needs a swift kick in the nuts.

3 Likes

Shall I warn Theo, or will you? :thinking::smile::smile:

James maddison anyone??

2 Likes

I don’t understand how this is possible, but his hair actually looks surprised. :thinking:

5 Likes

My kick in the nuts goes to Gareth Bale for consistently wearing that stupid top knot for so many years now. There is nothing worse than a terminally uncool guy trying to pull off a cool look with a ridiculous haircut. It needs to end now Gareth. Now!

4 Likes

Mauricio Pochettino

Dave Hill of Slade

8 Likes

But is that actually Dave Hill, or Bob Mortimer playing the part of Dave Hill?

4 Likes

Slade in Residence always makes me laugh.

Vintage Reeves and Mortimer :+1:

1 Like

Phil Foden deserves an honourable mention. It’s not an outlandish clip, but he does get extra points for looking like his mum cut his fringe with a pudding bowl. :+1::+1::+1:

3 Likes

@scotty IS Paddy Power? Who knew…

2 Likes

Football fan in lockdown coiffures



2 Likes

Gingora ammo for @pap

When the fridge door shuts, does normal beer take the piss out of ginger beer?

Stage 2

Who said Weaves don’t work…well done Phil. :lou_lol:

2 Likes

sideshow-bob-300x300

1 Like

For the love of the God of Fashionable Haircuts…why? ! ? !

1 Like

Because he can. Surely you’d realise that? :lou_lol:

2 Likes

Looks like his hairdresser had a heavy cold. :nauseated_face:

1 Like