Food poisoning

Food poisoning
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#1

never had it before, Jesus wept, it knocks the shit (literally) out of you, throwing up and water pouring our the backend. The smell akin to a medievil sewer and trying to look after children, woeful, awful and my arse is like a clowns pocket.


#2

For fucks sake Barry, I’ve just snorted tea out of my nose … it was the image of a clowns pocket !


#3

dodgy chinese?


#4

For fucks sake, why did you mention the Chinese. Tin hats on …


#5

The folks in t’Lakes are a weird lot Baz. Don’t like Outlanders. Probably shat in your dinner and teabagged your ale at the weekend.


#6

They said he didn’t care about the club but it turns out Barry really does give a shit.


#7

Actually yes, in Liverpool we have chippies that do the lot, I ordered coming back from football and went for the battered saveloy, never again, I’m coming round now, where is the water stored in you body?


#8

Highly recommmend it, this is what makes the Lakes special.


#9

I heard once that if you don’t refrigerate it properly, humble pie can make you shit like a goose.


#10

I had it really bad once on a roadtrip to Italy, we had to stop every 20-30 miles for me to empty myself rather violently, locals must have thought a rabid yeti was on the loose with the noises and smells coming from the bushes.


#11

Do gooses shit a large amount? Do they like humble pie?


#12

For Mrs G’s birthday a few years ago we went to Marrakesh and on our last day I’d booked the pair of us into a spa to spoil her a bit. Unfortunately I had some dodgy rice the day before and spent the whole of her birthday puking until my throat burned and shitting until my arse was like a ragged windsock. She won’t forget that one in a hurry.


#13

Gooses.

I love you Barry Sanchez.

Gooses† shit every 17 minutes.

Fact.

*If only we had a word for multiple gooses.


#14

Gooses don’t mind a bit of humble pie, it’s good for them, the ganders aren’t as enamoured but by proxy it’s good for them too.


#15

They’ll eat what they’re fucking told to eat.


#16

Imagine that liver in a Branstone Pickle jar Goat.


#17

I think Goose-i works as a plural (come to think of it, it also works for Barry’s anal predicament !)


#18

Sounds familiar…since when has @fatso lived in Scouseland?


#19

They do say God works in mysterious ways… although this time I suspect Satan had more to do with it


#20

It seems that the club isn’t turning to shit but Barry is. Karma! Or a dodgy korma?