To find your Star Wars name : You take the first 3 letters from your first name and the first 2 from your last name to make your first name . Then to make your last name you take the first 2 letters from your mother’s maiden name and then the first 3 of the city/town you were born in.
This gives my name as Robba Flglo…doesn’t scan very well, might need an apostrophe between the l and g in the second name
And, no, I’m not phising for personal information, although this could be a scam…
Any android you own is named after your PIN number
Fuck off, I’m Darth Paul.
Mine is 123456 then
Surely you’re Paploo the ewok?
Gavda Pa’Sou
Robho Hocan.
Petco Du’hyt
bloody android
Chr’pe Besou
Davfo Hohit
Hmmm, I think I’m Simgo Woedm…
Ah, so you’re like C3P0?
Diaes Motor
Johmo Sisou…sounds more like a East African politician. 
I like that. Sounds like you are the star player in Barcelona’s B team.
Who told you? …to be fair it was some time ago. 
Kevha Powin - shockingly bad.
If we’re riffing off my nickname I demand Emperor Papatine.
You’re in no position to demand anything, ewok scum!