Un unfair one Sog, male virginity is much less coveted for some reason, if I could sell my virginity I would but who wants to pay 3m for sex with a lad who doesn’t know what to do with what meagre gifts he has to offer?
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**COULD HAVE SOLD**
that’s what I meant to say, ‘could have sold’, when I was much younger…
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Fuck me, where is she going to travel to? The Moon?
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Damn. Was just about to bid £3.55.
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I’ve just looked up the story. She’s nothing special, like. Certainly not $3m worth of spare. Even if i had $3m to spunk away, i think i’d rather buy a Best of Mayfair and knock one out.
Fatso has already PM’d me an offer that is in excess of that. In fact he PM’s me offers on a weekly basis. Although I’m not sure if he is offering to pay or I am meant to cough up 
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Fuck that… surely black Friday means a bargain is to be found? 80p
You’ll be coughing something up young man, don’t worry about that.
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There are a couple problems with 19 year old men floggin their virginity.
First, who is going to admit publicly / in front of their mates that they are virgins
Second, what you would be selling is hardly in mint condition - It will have had at least six years of regular abuse by that point
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I was a virgin when I was 19. Most people I met were quite impressed with my lack of embarrassment about it (mind you, I think that well over 1/3rd of the male population are virgins at that age and just lie about it).
“…Second, what you would be selling is hardly in mint condition - It will have had at least six years of regular abuse by that point”
I’d rather describe it as regularly polished and honed to perfection @cb-saint
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“One careful owner”
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'‘Regularly serviced, small but economical, 1000/spg’
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A lot harder for a spotty male to lose his cherry than a spotty female Mr T.
aka mrs bear
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Indian Mr T (no spots).
If I say Mr T Ka would that be frowned upon? Asking for a friend. If offensive, sorry Sarge.
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Is his stage name 30 rupee?
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No, it’s Mr. T Ka.
His real name is Clive.
Well, that was spectacularly misjudged 
Apology after ‘sexist’ awards ceremony features showgirls in hotpants
At a digital entrepreneurs event. If you want to impress a load of leery, boozed-up, middle-aged men then great. If you want to appeal to serious young men and women who see this as a reward for efforts in adding value and furthering their career, maybe not so great.
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I wonder what the future holds for Pretty Girls. Seems a bit bleak. I mean, I spose the ones with Talent & Skills will be ok, but what about the rest of them? No more highly paid acting, modelling, dancing & pr gigs for you! You’re gonna have to join the minimum wage treadmill with the rest of us rip.