D’oh - Tom Hardy!
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But let’s not objectify men eh? 
Real men have feelings
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Does no one read Tokyo’s posts? (stupid question, I know 
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Like hunger? I saw Tom Hardy at Waterloo station on cup final day and he was eating a sandwich like I’ve never seen anyone eat a sandwich before. True story.
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I’m extremely pleased to hear that. I’d kind of expect that, should Tom Hardy feel the need to eat a sandwich, that’s exactly how he’d do it. Anything else just wouldn’t be right.
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Exactly. It was beautiful and visceral all at the same time. Truly mesmerising.
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Good job it was Gerrard Butler, you would have thought you were looking in a mirror!!
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Never see us in the same room Bob, never in the same room Is being ‘The man of today’ the same as being a ‘real man’?
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I’d like to see him devouring a pork pie. Really devouring it. It would have to be a decent Melton Mowbray one of course, but I suppose that goes without saying.
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…or a Scotch Egg with an air of disdain.
It’s called method eating.
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Is it just me, or is this place going places that even Sotonians shouldnt go to?
What on earth was Hardy doing to the fkn sandwich? Shove it up his ass? I like him in general tho, I think Lou is right on this. He was so ripped in that Warrior film! And also he is swing both ways like all modern man should be. Kiss me, Hardy. But brush ur teeth first.
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Baguette would work better for that bear… so I have been told.
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Was it a sausage sandwich?
Method acting.
He’s getting in shape for that Ed Miliband biopic.
He’ll need to eat a bacon sarnie like you’ve not one seen eaten before. Or like Ed did in the 2015 election run-up.
A veritable meat feast
This is just the start. Since you idiots voted for me and bear to have a say in anything we are destined for choppy waters no man or woman should go to! And I don’t mean Gosport.
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Love the nod to equality on the feminism thread, Tokes. Thinking like a leader already.
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