If he’s the one I’m thinking of, I’m pretty sure I’ve come close to his sausage.
That was the night I realised I shouldn’t drink.
I definitely recognise that second one…
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I love sausages and the only thing i love more than sausages is gags about sausages being cocks. LOL!! FFS it’s too funny, it makes me crease up every time!
Is this sarcasm? Since Rallyboy was hounded off the forum I find it very hard to tell…
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You can’t beat a good Bratwurst, well actually you can if you chop it up and add curry sauce and make it a currywurst!!
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There used to be a chain of butchers in South London called Kennedys. Their sausages and chipolatas were the dogs bollocks*.
*This may be why they went out of business.
This freaks me out on so many levels!
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I’m concerned that my sausage thread is falling down the page, probably because of all today’s drama, and the distinct lack of SWDP doing what I thought he would, so here’s another quality sausage picture:
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Is this The Ood Queen?
Sounds sexual. I thought it might be Dr Zoidberg’s bit on the side.
See I am disappointed with this sarcasm… We come on here procrastinating during working hours to share our deep wit and intellect by repeating the much maligned and oft misunderstood infantile and purile cock/sausage metaphor gag, and all I we get is this criticism… time I throw strop and threatened to leave…just you wait, If I go, I will take my cock/sausage gags with me and that will teach you.
Why Cumberland of course.
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Not a bad shout Sfcsim for a classic ring. Sausage and ring are perhaps not the most obvious of bedfellows, but may be familiar to good catholics
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Is that a thinly veiled reference to anal sex?
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used to be Sainsburys taste the difference with caremelised onions. Sausages of the gods.
Started tasting a bit wank after a while so asked thehm why they had changed and apparently they had to ‘take the gluten out’ ; fucks sake
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Thinly veiled? haha 
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What cunts!
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