Fat Trolling

These cards were handed out to certain folks on the tube. Did you receive one of these Fatso?

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How can you join if there is no address or contact number ?

This is being handed out by The Weight Watchers group to embarasse all the porkers into joining and spending their hard earned mullah with them insted of Tesco’s.

They give one of those to me, I will batter them…

…and then eat them.

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Hmmm, the plot thickens:

ā€œHe was a hipster. Smartly, trendily dressed. Beard. A random act of pointless cruelty.ā€

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Ignorant tossers. ā€œObject to the enourmous amount of food you consumeā€. I still eat the same amount that I did when I was huge. Its just that my three squares a day are no longer pizza, curry and cake with a side of beer.

I could eat a pizza now.

It’s the fact he’s giving them to women and then running off. Fucking coward. I hope someone catches him and shaves his face - hipster cunt.

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Fat Chance

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They are, of course, targetting women it seems. 'Coz they are fucking cowards.

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What a sad, small life to lead; so grossly bloated with loathing and yet so empathically malnourished.

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They mentioned a beard. Where were you yesterday KRG?

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I’d be far too worried about the stones and my glass house to be doing that, cherts.

Ya git.

:lou_lol:

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I notice they gave it to a woman on the train and not a guy. Turkish always has been a coward.

Turkey head would destory Turkish.

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You know how ex-smokers can be amongst some of the most annoying non-smokers?

Perhaps something similar has happened here. Maybe this person was formerly portly, slimmed down and became a bit of a Nazi about it. That’d actually be preferable to someone that has been thin all their life having a pop.

I’ve been chubbier in my time. Not easy keeping the weight down, so I do get narked when people who can eat 3 Mars Bars a day with apparently no ill effect get on their high horses about gluttony.

I can’t imagine Bucks as huge.

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ā€˜Beatiful’? I think an appropriate rejoinder might be ā€˜at least I can lose weight whereas you’re a thick cunt forever’

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Yeah but yeah but…let’s not go from fat hating to hipster hating! If we do - they’ve won!

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @Bucks

Ignorant tossers. ā€œObject to the enourmous amount of food you consumeā€. I still eat the same amount that I did when I was huge. Its just that my three squares a day are no longer pizza, curry and cake with a side of beer.

I can’t imagine Bucks as huge.

I will take that compliment but I was for a couple of years, about 10 years ago. Longish story best saved for the next beers.

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