:pl:⚽ Fantasy Premier League '22/23

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Disastrous week.

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Considering that 2/5 of your points came from 1 player, yes.

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Annoyingly, my players’ teams did ok. But I had all the players who had an off day.

And dropping Firmino didn’t work well.:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Would have had more points as well if i didn’t change Havertz for Adams

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I triple-captained Mo Salah in the game where his team scored 9 and he got no goals or assists for 90+ minutes. Great.

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Round 6 - Missed a round sorry.

So it seems that you can’t see the result for individual round’s if you miss them so for that I apologise to whoever won Round 5.

So, onto the leaderboard at the end of Round 6 and @TheMightyOstrich is still leading the way with a 40 point lead from @JxgrSaint.

@Numptyboi is still at the foot of the table, carrying everyone on his back.

Rank Team Manager GW TOT
1 Mo Salah Mo Problems Martin Ostrich 47 409
2 Bayer Leverarchfile Joelyon Roberts 40 369
3 Night out in Krakow Philip Hughes 47 346
4 AFC FFS! Chris Baughan 53 345
5 Smack the Toney Simon Goddard 43 340
6 Return of the Saint Richard Burt 63 335
7 Stew’s Psycho’s Stewart Cousens 39 330
8 2 Hopes and Bob… Bob Bain 54 322
9 Aardvards Anonymous Geoff Soul 65 316
10 Gavstar Belgrade II Gavin Davis 38 311
11 Rob’s Rovers Rob Blakey 39 310
12 icanicazzeggiano Kevin Hayter 51 285

Team of the round, after a disastrous Round 4, is @Shroppie and his team and points in all their glory…

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@WorzelScummage’s points threw me as they didn’t add up with last weeks points but then I noticed he lost 4 points through over transferring…

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Round 5 - Feck it I’ve done it for you boys

Massive 92 points for @TheMightyOstrich sees him stretch his lead at the top, whilst a good 87 points see @JxgrSaint jump above @Polski_Filip into 2nd place.

Rank Team Manager GW TOT
1 Mo Salah Mo Problems Martin Ostrich 92 362
2 Bayer Leverarchfile Joelyon Roberts 87 329
3 Night out in Krakow Philip Hughes 51 299
4 Smack the Toney Simon Goddard 56 301
5 AFC FFS! Chris Baughan 72 296
6 Stew’s Psycho’s Stewart Cousens 57 291
7 Gavstar Belgrade II Gavin Davis 60 273
8 Return of the Saint Richard Burt 61 272
9 Rob’s Rovers Rob Blakey 67 271
10 2 Hopes and Bob… Bob Bain 55 268
11 Aardvards Anonymous Geoff Soul 57 250
12 icanicazzeggiano Kevin Hayter 43 234

Here’s @TheMightyOstrich’s team, 34 points for Haaland

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Round 8 - Another not many points round.

As with Superbru a truncated week sees not many points scored, however @Bucks does manage to steal the week with a good 77 points. Sadly @Numptyboi only managed 34 points.

@TheMightyOstrich has his lead at the top cut to a mere 22 points after a middling to average week.

Rank Team Manager GW TOT
1 Mo Salah Mo Problems Martin Ostrich 47 456
2 Bayer Leverarchfile Joelyon Roberts 65 434
3 Return of the Saint Richard Burt 77 412
4 Night out in Krakow Philip Hughes 60 406
5 Smack the Toney Simon Goddard 66 406
6 AFC FFS! Chris Baughan 63 404
7 Aardvards Anonymous Geoff Soul 57 373
8 2 Hopes and Bob… Bob Bain 48 370
9 Stew’s Psycho’s Stewart Cousens 35 365
10 Gavstar Belgrade II Gavin Davis 57 364
11 Rob’s Rovers Rob Blakey 49 359
12 icanicazzeggiano Kevin Hayter 34 315

As ever, here is @Bucks winning team :-

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Round 9 - After the international break

Well done to @WorzelScummage who top’s this round’s leader board with a commendable 88, 46 of which belong to Haaland, I was probably the only player that didn’t make Haaland my Captain for this round!!

@TheMightyOstrich still leads the forum’s table overall his lead is now down to 5 points, from 22, go @JxgrSaint

@Numptyboi is still at the bottom but he is quickly catching up with the rest of us, 84 points is a good week to be fair.

Rank Team Manager GW TOT
1 Mo Salah Mo Problems Martin Ostrich 60 516
2 Bayer Leverarchfile Joelyon Roberts 77 511
3 Smack the Toney Simon Goddard 88 494
4 Return of the Saint Richard Burt 79 491
5 AFC FFS! Chris Baughan 85 489
6 Night out in Krakow Philip Hughes 74 480
7 Wem Wanderers Geoff Soul 81 454
8 Gavstar Belgrade II Gavin Davis 75 439
9 2 Hopes and Bob… Bob Bain 59 429
10 Rob’s Rovers Rob Blakey 67 426
11 Stew’s Psycho’s Stewart Cousens 50 415
12 icanicazzeggiano Kevin Hayter 84 399

Here’s @WorzelScummage’s team

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Oh dear 6 Citeh/Arse players and gameweek 12 incoming soon…
Oops

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Round 10 - Can’t think of a good tag line

A good week for @TheMightyOstrich and @JxgrSaint see them stretch their lead at the top of the table, 79 and 78 points respectively.

Ouch, @Polski_Filip didn’t have such a good week, only 36 points, did he pick a load of donkeys?

Strangely no movement in the table this round at all

Rank Team Manager GW TOT
1 Mo Salah Mo Problems Martin Ostrich 79 595
2 Bayer Leverarchfile Joelyon Roberts 78 589
3 Smack the Toney Simon Goddard 59 553
4 Return of the Saint Richard Burt 61 552
5 AFC FFS! Chris Baughan 58 519
6 Night out in Krakow Philip Hughes 36 516
7 Wem Wanderers Geoff Soul 60 514
8 Gavstar Belgrade II Gavin Davis 61 500
9 2 Hopes and Bob… Bob Bain 66 495
10 Rob’s Rovers Rob Blakey 75 489
11 Stew’s Psycho’s Stewart Cousens 54 469
12 icanicazzeggiano Kevin Hayter 53 448

Let’s have a laugh at @Polski_Filip’s team

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Bloody nightmare week. After learning about Gameweek 12 I was stuck with some out of form Donkeys having to dump some of my 6 Citeh & Arse players and who the fvck expected Haaland to only score 1 against us?

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Binned Cancelo last week in anticipation of the KDB-Foden-Haaland love triangle goal fest against us.

tenor

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After a dreadful week last week.
My 'keeper gets an assist this week. Boom!

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Hope you all updated your teams for the midweek games.

Seething - I had the 2nd highest score in the Global Saints Head to Head and STILL lost to Travel Mush (Cambodia)
Harumph

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Gameweek 11 - Everyone has now got more than 500 points

@Polski_Filip obviously learned from last round’s disaster as his score of 63 was only bettered by the team of @SaintInSaffa, who put 68 points on the board.

Poor week for the Mayor of Wem, maybe the gold chains are weighing heavy around his neck?

No really movement in the table, a few people have swapped places but nothing massive.

Rank Team Manager GW TOT
1 - Mo Salah Mo Problems Martin Ostrich 48 643
2 - Bayer Leverarchfile Joelyon Roberts 38 627
3 - Smack the Toney Simon Goddard 58 611
4 - Return of the Saint Richard Burt 51 603
5 +1 Night out in Krakow Philip Hughes 63 579
6 -1 AFC FFS! Chris Baughan 56 575
7 - Wem Wanderers Geoff Soul 35 549
8 +1 2 Hopes and Bob… Bob Bain 51 546
9 -1 Gavstar Belgrade II Gavin Davis 44 544
10 +1 Stew’s Psycho’s Stewart Cousens 68 537
11 -1 Rob’s Rovers Rob Blakey 46 535
12 - icanicazzeggiano Kevin Hayter 55 503

Sotonians I give you Wem Wanderers, Gameweek 11 vintage

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Gameweek 12 - Gav the star of this gameweek

With a lot of shuffling due to Man City not playing we see some low score this week, especially from @TheMightyOstrich who only managed 44 points, not as bad @Bucks 25 points though. @JxgrSaint did well but @gavstar pips him to the post with 70 pts.

All this sees @JxgrSaint climb to the top of the table, well done that man!

Rank Team Manager GW TOT
1 +1 Bayer Leverarchfile Joelyon Roberts 68 695
2 -1 Mo Salah Mo Problems Martin Ostrich 44 687
3 - Smack the Toney Simon Goddard 57 668
4 +1 Night out in Krakow Philip Hughes 55 634
5 -1 Return of the Saint Richard Burt 25 628
6 - AFC FFS! Chris Baughan 48 615
7 +2 Gavstar Belgrade II Gavin Davis 70 614
8 -1 Wem Wanderers Geoff Soul 62 611
9 -1 2 Hopes and Bob… Bob Bain 42 588
10 - Stew’s Psycho’s Stewart Cousens 47 584
11 - Rob’s Rovers Rob Blakey 48 583
12 - icanicazzeggiano Kevin Hayter 61 560
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Shocker. Sorry

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Interesting team selection for this week from @Polski_Filip, putting Haaland on the bench??

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