Have to take your hat off to Bernardo and the jets …
… ok stretching it a bit now
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Seem as though Eton is going to do a collaboration with his number 9’s wife.
Who knew that Kiki Deeney could sing.
[Get’s coat]
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You’ve just gone and broken my heart
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It’s a shame about the score line, especially with the sacrifice the Hornet’s fans had to make to be at Wembley
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Shame it was all seater as I’m still standing when I go to games… but I recommend Watford fans go drown their sorrows with some Elderberry wine
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Kompany was just seen outside Wembely getting in a taxi heading for a curry in East London - giving a parting wave to the Watford fans before telling the driver where he wanted to go.
“Goodbye Yellows!, Brick Lane!”
[Gets overcoat]
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There is a line… did the cabbie have Blue eyes?
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…none of you have left this thread with an iota of credit. I’m totally disgusted.
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Does it make you want to sing the blues?
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Nope.
I guess that’s why they call them the sky blues.
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Can’t you feel the love tonight? 
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…thats been done already…
(Deep breath)
Wasn’t Cities mascot the daughter of their former midfielder. Stephen…? You know?
Ireland’s Girl.
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And so has that …
Watford to sooth their pain by signing African Cup of Nations star Hakuna Matata.
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Oooh get you! The bitch is back 
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These are so bad I Think I’m Going To Kill Myself
(Real song from Honky Chateau - 1972)
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Really?
Yep, I’ll dig out the usual YouTube scoring reel…