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Last game at Goodison park!!
We will hammer those blue nose fuckers so they remember forever that we beat them in the last game at Goodison.
Our plucky idiot fans could probably retire on what locals would pay for a ticket.
Which is why they won’t sell as we all know what the score will be
Hmmm, hopefully we can beat them at their last competitive game at their iconic stadium shit-hole.
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Michael Oliver to referee and bow to the pressure of the “occasion”.
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They are obviously worried about the result:
It will be a repeat of the last game at Maine Road when we fucked City’s celebrations…we’ll win 1 - 0. 
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It would have been a repeat of the kast game at Maine Road.
Then I mentioned it.
Easy win for dipper reserves now
The capacity of Goodison Park is 39,572.
So, obviously, it’s perfect for women’s football. Full house every game.
They could save even more space by removing all the men’s toilets.
Ummm…
Nope.
Nothing to post in reply.
Thankyou Pegasus, ICE and Homeland Security
We may laugh, but have you witnessed Neymar?
Blokes in this game seem to not be able to survive a wee brush without acting like their gonads have been severed open with a machete
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I screamed in agony, clutched my leg and threw myself to the floor, hoping it looked convincing.
“If you don’t want sex tonight, you can just say so,” said my wife.
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I see the blue noses want to call the new stadium the Dixi should be the Dicks.
Oh
https://x.com/SouthamptonFC/status/1924038533892735128?t=UTX7LmCJNZfEo6xettd7ng&s=19
No tall paul or KWP