:pl: :evertonfc: Everton v Saints :saints: (Live on Amazon)

You just can’t get the fucking staff.

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AND HE’S BACK.

I saw you’d been sneaking a look earlier.

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Do you still owe me money?

I came back to collect it.

Welcome back. Have you road tested the new equipment yet?

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Judging by just how fucking painful everything (still) is, it won’t be tested this side of Xmas.

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Oh Gawd. Forgot that.

Dont do that internet banking thingy and I’ve been twice to town only to find long queues outside.

Will hasten to it. How are you, Mr. Eunuch?

Me too

best you do, you don’t want an in pain Bletch visiting, he’ll bore you to death with his war wounds…

Beaten up ‘downstairs’ to be honest mate. Probably still a couple of weeks being freely mobile.

If we ever get to that away game, I’ll show you my scars.

If anyone ever offers you this operation, thank them but decline.

It’s certainly the last time I have my penis shortened.

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Is alcohol allowed?

Not really - sugars = increased risk of infection. So drinking water. Lots of fucking water.

Haven’t had an alcoholic drink for about 5 weeks.

Unchanged team.

Was that your “Drug Factory” in Dutton Lane, raided by the filth?

No, my Drug Factory in Dutton Lane is the Seam Town Brew Co.

How many chances are we going to miss!

Wtf is going on.

Who are this team in yellow & black?

How fit is Danny Ings?

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Don’t know but they’re buzzing around them like bees…

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Was due to happen at some, usually a team score with their first effort when we’ve had them under the cosh…

Straight at him but good stop by McCarthy

What a save by Macca