đŸŽ¶ Eurovision 2019 Matchday & Pickling Thread

Music and gigs Eurovision Song Contest
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Could be any generic hipster

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Won’t win. Spunked all their bribe money on UEFA.

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The only words I understood were shut and up

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French chick born 9/9/99

Loves Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury & Bowie

Wow the dancer

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Just discovered that Pilou AsbĂŠk aka Euron Greyjoy was a presenter for Eurovision in 2014.

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Think I heard that the French chick has a dick (or identifies as male).

But I am drinking gin.

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What the fuck am I watching?

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The one about if there’s a fair covering of poaceae on the wicket then you may enjoy a competitive fixture?

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That was like a South East Asian backpacking nightmare after several Ssang Som Sets.

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Just go with the ride


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Fucking hell it’s Sean Poor.

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Come on! They’ve just dragged this bloke in off the limb ridden street.

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I was having a smoke outside, thought Shaggy had got a European passport

Mrs P_F has just spoken. “If Iceland win, there is no hope for this world”
And yet she LOVED Metallica at Glasto

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LOL. Iceland are my favourite!

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Think Serbia could be my favourite. If I could borrow a white Van & earplugs

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Apologies, but Poland 2014, would definitely not be allowed today and rightly so in my opinion
 Filth!

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Christ it’s the theme to the next Bond movie

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And you asked why I moved here?

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You can take her dress off.
Just give it to me afterwards.
Need to hide her Whisky

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I reckon it could be Switzerland’s year. Or Iceland. I don’t think they’ll risk awarding next year’s final to an EU country.