šŸŽ¶ Eurovision 2019 Matchday & Pickling Thread

At least the autotune is working.

And a Palestininian flag!

Polish 'tater basically said she was shit.

well that was grim…muted response …

Fucking hell this is dire shite

Thread is gold though mate, admit it

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Our polls have now closed.

Please don’t vote as you may be charged and if you’re hungover tomorrow morning an re-reading this thread on catch-up, please don’t vote as it won’t count.

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The Ayatollah has control of the remote on account of the fact that I am too twatted to put up a fight

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3 minutes to kill how many innocent palest… BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Here we go! The Polish dude is getting excited and talking even more.

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This is going to be tense.

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Portugal haven’t forgiven us for Maddie,

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Boom straight in with 12 points for my pick Netherlands

Only if you are a cunt and give a shit

What made you go with the bookie’s favourite, Phil?

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Booze.
And I liked it, simple & powerful & could sing along at a gig.
Italy get 2 lots of 12 points staff?

Well i’ve been drinking, quite heavily sad to say, but i haven’t been reduced to watching this shite. From Israel! FFS. They will be milking this, quoting viewing figures from around the world to give them credibility in their ongoing fascist campaign against the Palestinians. Well done Sotonians.

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Mrs C_S is watching it and has her Euro-Cheese-Detectors turned up to 11.

I’m ploughing through S3 of Star Trek Enterprise on Netflix (only ever saw random episodes on Freeview).

Annoyingly I have a list of stuff to binge watch but found out there’s another series with another 20 odd episodes…

Yeah ut if Italian ā€˜Mahmoud’ wins in Israel, that would be cool

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Wtf is going on? They only tell us who gets the 12cpoints now or what?