Oh well.
It was a good run…
Apparently ITV tater says were being taken to a new Stratosphere in football entertainment.
Wake me up when it’s over.
Spain take the lead
The winnings are as good as in my bank account already. 
Come on, you Spanish 
Spain miss a freekick and taters say if you were good like Ward-Prowse would have been scored 
I actually said “Prowsey would have scored there,” which the tater duly repeated immediately afterwards. The bird was monumentally impressed 
Meanwhile, strangely, seems nobody actually knows the name of the little girl…
Grizelle
LOL
Woahhh…Shaqiri equalises for the Swiss.
Limbs in Wettingen town square apparently
Fucksake. A Spanish howler jeopardises my windfall. Cunts 
Still 20 minutes to go although Spain look a bit jaded.
Swiss definitely look more up for it…
…but down to 10 men. Red card Freuler.
Excellent - another 30mins in their legs they don’t need
The Swiss will be lucky to mount another attack…high percentage Spanish possession.
The Spanish couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a Banjo. 
And when they can the keeper is pulling off some good saves…